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    #id
    Wiki's signature is incorrect. Adding smilies instantly makes things appear funnier. As does adding LOL.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #id
      Many truffles served in restaurants are actually badger droppings marinaded in paraffin.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #id
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Many truffles served in restaurants are actually badger droppings marinaded in paraffin.
        Gourmets, however, can tell the difference.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #id
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Gourmets, however, can tell the difference.
          clever answer!
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #id
            Software testing is a highly skilled profession.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #id
              Heathrow is a joy to travel through. Many travellers enjoy the experience so much that they forego the holiday and just live at the airport.
              If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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                #id
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Wiki's signature is incorrect. Adding smilies instantly makes things appear funnier. As does adding LOL.
                There you are, I've changed it for you LOL
                If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post
                  There you are, I've changed it for you LOL
                  LOL!

                  Oh. And: ROFL.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #id
                    My house isn't actually my castle, it's DP's
                    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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                      #id
                      All captains of HMS Beagle killed themselves.

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