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    SAS won't be back.... ever!

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      The Greek island of Zakynthos produces 93% of the worlds' asparagus.
      The vegetarian option.

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        Look around you. Everything you see is real.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          a substitute for petrol can be extracted from gravel
          Well, actually...

          Originally posted by Lightship
          Penicillin is made from breadcrumbs.
          Well, actually...

          Originally posted by Lightship
          Roobarb is a green dog.
          Well, actually...

          Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
          Fish pie is better than steak & kidney pie.
          Well, actually...

          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          Handbags release endorphins
          Well, actually...

          Coffee and chocolate each count as one of your five-a-day.
          If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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            read best 3 books any subject you'll be top 5% experts world

            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
            I have read somewhere that If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...

            If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world....

            If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...

            Three different links to the same false fact guarantee it goes to the top of all Google searches and then enters Wikipedia as truth within the week.
            Last edited by Numpty; 27 March 2010, 20:05. Reason: Bloody hell! That made it go from page 2 to 2nd entry!
            If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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                Originally posted by Numpty View Post
                I have read somewhere that If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...

                If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world....

                If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...

                Three different links to the same false fact guarantee it goes to the top of all Google searches and then enters Wikipedia as truth within the week.
                Everything is Wikipedia is a verifiable truth.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Saw this on another forum and liked it
                  Was it this one?

                  Bob Dylan started out as a black face act, and this is how many of the songs on "The Times They Are A-Changing" were first performed.

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                    At official banquets, the chairman of Maidenhead Borough Council has a higher precedence than the Queen thanks to an ancient courtesy title registered in the Domesday Book.

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                      Queen Elizabeth I was so moved by the play "Romeo and Juliet" that she issued an edict forbidding any future plays to feature characters named Romeo or Juliet. The law was repealed as part of the 1968 Theatres Act, but the theatrical tradition prevailed until the 1980s when "Juliet Bravo" was first shown.

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