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Look around you. Everything you see is real.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by Pogle View Posta substitute for petrol can be extracted from gravel
Originally posted by LightshipPenicillin is made from breadcrumbs.
Originally posted by LightshipRoobarb is a green dog.
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Coffee and chocolate each count as one of your five-a-day.If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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read best 3 books any subject you'll be top 5% experts world
Originally posted by cojak View PostIf you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world....
If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
Three different links to the same false fact guarantee it goes to the top of all Google searches and then enters Wikipedia as truth within the week.Last edited by Numpty; 27 March 2010, 20:05. Reason: Bloody hell! That made it go from page 2 to 2nd entry!If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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HAB actually showers every dayComment
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Originally posted by Numpty View PostI have read somewhere that If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world....
If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
Three different links to the same false fact guarantee it goes to the top of all Google searches and then enters Wikipedia as truth within the week."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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At official banquets, the chairman of Maidenhead Borough Council has a higher precedence than the Queen thanks to an ancient courtesy title registered in the Domesday Book.Comment
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Queen Elizabeth I was so moved by the play "Romeo and Juliet" that she issued an edict forbidding any future plays to feature characters named Romeo or Juliet. The law was repealed as part of the 1968 Theatres Act, but the theatrical tradition prevailed until the 1980s when "Juliet Bravo" was first shown.Comment
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