List your invented "fake facts"

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:27

Fish have no sense of decorum.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:28

When Chuck Norris is on CUK he only has to leave 29 seconds between posts.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:31

Because there is no ambient light, colour is reversed in outer space. The famous blue/green planet earth images are all photographic negatives.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:34

Ramsey Macdonald's 1931 Coalition Government resulted in a predominantly gay cabinet, for the only time in British history.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:36

Owing to a hastily-written contract, Keith Harris makes a personal loss of 44p every time "I Wish I Could Fly" is broadcast.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:41

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir is a devout Hindu, and meditates for up to 6 hours before writing her column.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:43

The time most commonly shown by stopped clocks is 11:40.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:44

Trees were virtually unknown in the UK until Prince Albert introduced them in the 1840s to celebrate Christmas.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 11:45

Margate can claim the only UK seaside pier to face Mecca.

**thunderlizard** · 28 March 2010, 12:22

The word "tulip" is a medical acronym. It stands for "Subfaecal human intestinal traffic".

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