List your invented "fake facts"

[TimberWolf]

7of9 is always shown in a darkened environment. Oh hang on, that may be true.

[TimberWolf]

7of9's breasts are real.

[NotAllThere]

Antarctica only gets so cold, because someone left the fridge door open.

[TimberWolf]

If an ant were the size of an elephant, it would be able to lift 1000 tonnes and jump 20 metres.

[norrahe]

Ants eat elephants for breakfast

[The Wikir Man]

The correct way to deal with a mouse at home is to climb on a chair and squeal "Thomas! Thomas!" in the hope that a cat will catch it.

[The Wikir Man]

In 1937, Chicago was overrun with talking cats.

[norrahe]

Talking cats are now the main mafia people to deal with in chicago

[The Wikir Man]

The ability for an animal to talk is familial. Evidence shows that although an older dog may be difficult to understand, his talking nephew can speak English almost fluently.

[The Wikir Man]

In 1840, Queen Victoria became London's first female private eye.