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#51

24 March 2010, 18:32

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Pogle has more pairs of shoes than the world has people

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Edit: Oh hang about. This is a thread about false facts.

How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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24 March 2010, 18:32

Cucumbers wont grow in Worksop

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24 March 2010, 18:33

The first man on the moon was a kettle

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24 March 2010, 18:33

Coating rayon with mayonnaise makes it impervious to gamma rays

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24 March 2010, 18:35

Wearing high heels makes you better at long division

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24 March 2010, 18:35

Telephones do not originate from earth

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24 March 2010, 18:36

Glass is more valuable than savlon

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24 March 2010, 18:36

jam bends light rays in the wrong direction

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24 March 2010, 18:37

Stretch covers on sofas infringe animal rights

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24 March 2010, 18:38

Snails get their hair done every fortnight

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