List your invented "fake facts"

**NotAllThere** · 25 March 2010, 09:00

I'm glad Pogle isn't posting the contents of what passes for her mind anymore.

That was a fake fact. This isn't. Honest.

**Pogle** · 25 March 2010, 09:49

Originally posted by cojak View Post

You were on a roll..

It just needed to come out, I should try that more often, it was very cathartic

**norrahe** · 25 March 2010, 10:40

snow is made from icing sugar

**Drewster** · 25 March 2010, 10:50

SASguru is a respected and popular member of CUK
SASguru was headhunted recently
SASguru is my sockpuppet

<OK maybe they are not all "fake facts">

**cailin maith** · 25 March 2010, 10:57

Chocolate isn't the food of the Gods.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 11:00

If you offer a sherbet fountain to a Buckingham Palace guard, you can be arrested for treason.

**cailin maith** · 25 March 2010, 11:00

Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post

If you offer a sherbet fountain to a Buckingham Palace guard, you can be arrested for treason.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 12:14

David Blunkett used to be a drug mule for the Sheffield Mafia. He lost his sight after taking too much crystal meth.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 12:16

David Cameron used to be employed by Prince Phillip as a toast rack.

**PRC1964** · 25 March 2010, 13:45

Madagascar is exactly the same size and shape as the Black sea (as long as you ignore the Crimea).

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