List your invented "fake facts"

[wobbegong]

Eighty percent of Chinese men are colour blind.

[wobbegong]

Jan van de Heuvel from Maastricht was the first man to hanglide from the summit of Everest. His historic flight took place on May 19th 1994, and lasted 84 minutes. He landed on the roof a chainsaw repair shop in Dharan, frozen solid.

[wobbegong]

There is an "easter egg" in Access 2007 that shows a picture of Bill Gates naked.

[wobbegong]

Posts in "Light Relief" don't count towards your post count if there is an "e" in your forum name.

[HairyArsedBloke]

2000 should not have been a leap year. There is an extra rule that says that 1000's are not leap years. However, the rule was only rediscovered in December 1999 as the final millennium testing was being done. It was kept quiet by a secret international agreement to avoid world-wide lynching of IT staff for 'trying it on' to get extra fees for fixing something there should have already done.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Barack O'Bama was a backing singer on the 1986 Paul Simon album Graceland.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Thetford in Norfolk is the only place in the world that still uses the 405-line monochrome television standard. It will remain in service even after the rest of the country has completed the move to digital.

[HairyArsedBloke]

In English law, if you share the same forenames, complete and in order, of the consort to the current monarch and born before their marriage then you are not liable for any taxes.

[HairyArsedBloke]

In the remote parts of north Wales, the staple food is a soup made of grass and nasal mucus from sheep.

[HairyArsedBloke]

The phase ‘a bag of cheese and onion crisps’ in Denmark describes an activity in their notorious cinema industry that is so extreme that if I describe it any further would result in a ban from this forum.