List your invented "fake facts"

[norrahe]

Mother of Satan is a well known fruit based cocktail made popular by Mao Tse Tung in the 60's

[DotNetDeveloper]

The Pope does indeed tulip in the woods.

[DaveB]

The inhabitants of Mumsnet are all reasonable, well adjusted and well spoken people.

[wobbegong]

It's actually OK to kill foxes as they are made entirely of string.

[TriggerHippy]

Every single bedroom in Paris has a view of the Eiffel Tower

[HirsuteLass]

Every single bedroom in Paris has a view of the Eiffel Tower

Every car journey in London requires crossing the river using Tower Bridge and going past the Houses of Parliament.

[wobbegong]

Dogs can't look up.

[wobbegong]

Jeans were invented by the Romans.

[wobbegong]

The only offence in Australia which still carries the death penalty is that of "buggering a wombat". Curiously, buggering a possum is entirely acceptable.

[wobbegong]

The first postage stamps were made of cheese, the design flaw was noticed when malnourished postmasters were found to have sacks of "unpaid" letters at their offices.