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    #11
    If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      I have more than two pairs of socks.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world...
        Actually - I like that fact, I'll wait until Google picks it up then quote myself...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #14
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          I have more than two pairs of socks.
          My socks are ALWAYS matching pairs.
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            My socks are ALWAYS matching pairs.
            And so are my knickers and bras...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              And so are my knickers and bras...
              Mine too.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #17
                Cojak didn't come on to me when we met for a meal and I didn't have to knock her back.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  I once had to lend David Beckam my phone to call posh after he had his jacket stolen with his wallet and phone in. I still have the number.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Cojak didn't come on to me when we met for a meal and I didn't have to knock her back.
                    But we did swap hair product tips..
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      But we did swap hair product tips..
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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