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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I have more than two pairs of socks.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostIf you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have more than two pairs of socks.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMy socks are ALWAYS matching pairs."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostAnd so are my knickers and bras...How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Cojak didn't come on to me when we met for a meal and I didn't have to knock her back.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I once had to lend David Beckam my phone to call posh after he had his jacket stolen with his wallet and phone in. I still have the number.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCojak didn't come on to me when we met for a meal and I didn't have to knock her back."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostBut we did swap hair product tips..What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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