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Just think what fun life would be if Satanism was the main religion, lots of drug taking and orgies and, best of all, kissing goats' bottoms!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Inspired by a meme taking the Mickey out of Jamie Oliver, I am having beans on toast topped with a fried egg for lunch.
Dash of Lee & Perrins in the beans.
The beans are Heinz Five Beanz rather than the normal variety.
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I can't remember the last time I fried an egg.
Lunch: roast beef, yogurt, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea, a Terry's chocolate orange bar thing from an Easter egg I was given (never buy such things myself since I have no selfcontrol whatsoever).
Nice enough.
The beef wasn't roasted to death (mostly because the lump is about twice the usual size).
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me and my family also doing VC, but at 3pm - first time we have attempted iit with mom (89 years young)Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWe’re having a family Zoom call at four
Annoying that it clashes with Monkey Life
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My mother just phoned me for a chat, having failed to grasp that a video conference can have multiple attendeesOriginally posted by AndyGarbs View Postme and my family also doing VC, but at 3pm - first time we have attempted iit with mom (89 years young)
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there's a terrible noise coming from the heavens, and sheets of moisture falling to earth!
WHO ORDERED THIS????
own up!
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Sausage bap (white) for lunch
That’s the last of those particular sausages, though there are others. But I need to keep a close eye on the stock, otherwise I’ll end up like that bloke who cut down the last tree on Easter Island
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It's a Bank Holiday.Originally posted by BR14 View Postthere's a terrible noise coming from the heavens, and sheets of moisture falling to earth!
WHO ORDERED THIS????
own up!
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This is only Right and Proper.
I've sat down and now I want to go to sleep again.
I wonder if it's the antihistamines.
Or simple boredom.
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they had sausage trees??Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSausage bap (white) for lunch
That’s the last of those particular sausages, though there are others. But I need to keep a close eye on the stock, otherwise I’ll end up like that bloke who cut down the last tree on Easter Island
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