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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNew admission. This one was unconscious; might have been brought from elsewhere in the hospital. I think this room is just about full again - there might be one bed left down the far end.
Lunch, during which the newbie arrived, has been beef casserole with boiled spuds and dumpling (singular), followed by chocolate mousse. Like everything here it could do with a lot more salt (though not the mousse), but it wasn't bad"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostOn of my locals has just updated their facebook page to say they are doing 20% discount for anyone who can make it there tonight.
...well it would be rude not to support local businesses.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAgent to Client:- "NFs gone AWOL, I haven't any clue as to why, however, its your lucky day as I have an ideal (read cheaper and less skilled) replacement, fortunately who has, just this minute, become available"
I suggested I could give notice, but there hardly seems any point this close to the end date. Might just as well keep submitting empty timesheetsComment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postoh, good! - tell your driver to pick me up on the way…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI doubt my driver will take me from home to the pub as the journey on road is less than 10 metres, but the journey by foot is probably around 20 metres, which is about long enough to have earned a pint.
How long is your drive
Or do you live on an estate with its own public house, in which case you are forgiven ?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostEh?!
How long is your drive
Or do you live on an estate with its own public house, in which case you are forgiven ?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostCheers
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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After the op, I'll be in the ITU to start with, then moved on to one of the surgical wards. While the operation is going on and when I'm in the ITU, my stuff will be sent to Patient Storage, whence it will be retrieved once I'm on the ward.
But nobody is willing to commit to a timescale for leaving the ITU, so I have no idea how long I'll be offlineComment
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