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Exercise done.
Work started.
I will have to collect a parcel later from Amazon locker."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Whatever you do don't say "PLUGH" or "XYZZY".Originally posted by WTFH View PostI appear to be on a beach in Mallorca
Strange things might happen, involving axes and dwarves.
And speaking of which, here's sommat for Mr Fitz:
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NF is a dwarf? Or has an axe? Or both?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhatever you do don't say "PLUGH" or "XYZZY".
Strange things might happen, involving axes and dwarves.
And speaking of which, here's sommat for Mr Fitz:
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I was wondering why when I cycled past your place today the gel wrappers from yesterday had not been cleared up.Originally posted by WTFH View PostI appear to be on a beach in Mallorca
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well, the POC seems to be ok.
until tomorrow, probably.
now to navigate the interminable bureaucracy between me and Implementation.
deep joy.Comment
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POC?Originally posted by BR14 View Postwell, the POC seems to be ok.
until tomorrow, probably.
now to navigate the interminable bureaucracy between me and Implementation.
deep joy.
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All doneOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostI suppose now I'll have to go for that haircut, and run those other errands I put off yesterday

Book collected from Amazon Locker, hairs cut, monthly prescription collected from pharmacy, M&S visit abandoned due to pensioners taking all the parking spaces, laundry basket bought from Argos, shopping done at Sainsbury's (including the new Viz), car filled with petrol against the coming return to ClientCo, and back home before the worst of the rain
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