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Either or both.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhich damn thing?
The jug or the house?
or both?
Just askin' like.
Your family seem to like harassing you about stuff they can't be fecked to do themselves."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Exercise done.
Some old woman was trying to push me in a supermarket queue as obviously it would make the checkout girl and the customer before me go faster.
She was very displeased to find my top half was wet.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Watching UK border force.
A woman is told to get a better fitting bra."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Grounds for deportation?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWatching UK border force.
A woman is told to get a better fitting bra.
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More like further investigationOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostGrounds for deportation?
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On another note we are at a site with loads of trees, advised not to leave car outside of caravan as branches may fall.
Being English we all ignored that until a branch fell on one of the neighbours cars n smashed a window.
Big one too lucky it was only the car strangely all cars now moved to designated parking area which still had a lot of trees!!
Glad we have a parasol as it seems the acorns have started to fall.
Off to local town to buy gifts have seen some rather nice tulip bulbs in a clog with a windmill painted on them. Nothing like a bit of stereotyping to brighten up the day.Comment
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Marvellous will puruse them later with a glass of beer.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFor the four hundredth time: links are up
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Gardening done so now I need another shower as it is hot outside."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Sausages on wholemeal rolls for lunch
It's very sunny out there. Not really my kind of thing at all
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