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It's come over all overcast and ominous. Something tells me the forecast risk of precipitation was wrong...Comment
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Knock on her 6th floor apartment door and ask for some milk, then use your charm, some grass and an elevator.Originally posted by covbob View PostHow the hell do you get a cow into a fifth-floor apartment?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostJerry Springer didn't rescue the cow though?
would make a good episode - the cow fertilising his shoes!Comment
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Ain't no down genes in a cow.
Freecell score: 92%, running average 83% (83.27%).
Lunch: scrambled egg & poached tomato on Morrisons multiseed toast (extra thick crust), ham & mustard sandwich on same, red corner yog, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.
I should be sorting out the windscreen wipers on the Strangelove Pater's car, but oddly enough I can't be arsed.
Which is very probably a mistake.
I think the unwarranted heat earlier in the year boiled the grease out of a bearing.
Cow @ 09:05.
More cow @ 20:00.
End of cow @ 25:00
Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 6 July 2020, 11:11.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Very unhealthy lunch of a packet of Walkers MAX STRONG Fiery Peri-Peri crisps and a yoghurt.
Breakfast was a croissant.
Need to think about a proper dinner, that includes those vegetable things.Comment
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Lunch was a bacon butty wiv lots of HP sauce.
and earl grey tea.
gone all grey here now.
meh.Comment
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after my last visit to general I won't be back for a while..
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