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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Your IQ + 6? The square root of the number of ex-wives I have? WTFH's singing ability(out of a billion)?
    The number of heart attacks NF has had? The number of times LM has broken up with HWMBO(then taken him back long enough to fill up her freezer)?


      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      Freecell score in the continuing drizzle: 93%. Running average: 83%


        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Two women on the tube sat opposite me spent a good ten minutes being very confused by this article in the metro:

        Queen wishes Prince Andrew happy 60th with picture of him as a baby | Metro News

        Turns out they misread the sentence "Prince Andrew was...the first child born to a reigning monarch for 103 years"

        Much discussion about how he wasn't the first as there's Charles and Anne.

        It slowly dawned on them that Queenie had two children before King Edward George died and two afterwards. They still remained confused, this time by when she became Queen, how old she was when she had her children, the age gap between Anne and Andrew, etc etc.

        Right interrupted my nap they did.
        Two with Prince Philip. Two with Lord Porchester.


          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Hi-viz jackets aren't bullet proof.

          Ever time I wear one cycling past your place I don't get hit.

          Oh yes. You are a rubbish shot. Carry on....


            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            I tend to promote twats to the ignore button.

            It works well.

            Some threads have entire pages that are unreadable.
            Not my posts on the counting thread!


              Back into tpd real-time!

              I doubt it will last....


                Bright and sunny up on't hill!

                Bloody weather doesn't know what it's doing!

                Never mind, 15:30 finish!
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.


                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  1/2 Millennium if you don't mind


                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    1/2 Millennium if you don't mind

                    OK, Mille
                    {emotionless greeting}

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                      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                      Sun's out.
                      Same here

                      Got very chilly behind that rain though - the temperature’s dropped from 11°C this morning to around 5° now