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Half the grass is brown but I had mow it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
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when life gives you applesOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostHalf the grass is covered in apples and I can't mow it.

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I'd have to pick the fecking things up.Originally posted by vetran View Postwhen life gives you apples
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The feathered dinosaurs seem to enjoy them, so I leave them where they drop until the pong gets too strong.Comment
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Afternoon denizens
Another grey day here
I see they've downgraded the forecast of insufferable warmth for the coming week to just rather warm, with a chance of thunderstorms midweek
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Can they get drunk on fermenting apples?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'd have to pick the fecking things up.
The feathered dinosaurs seem to enjoy them, so I leave them where they drop until the pong gets too strong."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Bike ride done. 112 miles on the new bike.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostBike ride done. 112 miles on the new bike.
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Though I have to tell you a scouser has been round. Your bike is on bricks.....
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I forgot to mention that it's a revenge caper, which are the best kind of caperOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostOh, a fast paced caper movie. I'd drink to that.
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