Morning!
-
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank... -
Morning
Comment
-
Morning
Sadly already <---merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
-
The signer of timesheets has been Skype-stalked to make sure he was at his desk before the button was pressed. Lets see if that improves his authorising speed...Comment
-
Severed horses head next to him when he wakes in a morning should help him focus a little as well......Originally posted by barrydidit View Post'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
Comment
-
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
Substitute Timesheet for Contract and you're goodLuca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
-
Morning all. Week 5 of new contract here.
What a fun start to the week - just had a meeting where we've been told that ClientCo's client has verbally told ClientCo to pull the plug on the work we're doing.
Let's hope it never makes it into writing and all gets smoothed over... Interesting times but that's the life of a contractor.Comment
-
Dog has just farted. The noise woke her up and got her barking. Then she ran out of the room. Meanwhile I get left with the pleasant aroma.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Links are up
Same can't be said for my enthusiasm
Comment
-
Ours used to do that, but it just confused him rather than making him run away.Originally posted by WTFH View Post
He'd spend the next couple of minutes sniffing his own arse and the bit of carpet or bed he'd been lying on, then go back to sleep."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
Comment