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The signer of timesheets has been Skype-stalked to make sure he was at his desk before the button was pressed. Lets see if that improves his authorising speed...Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThe signer of timesheets has been Skype-stalked to make sure he was at his desk before the button was pressed. Lets see if that improves his authorising speed...'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSevered horses head next to him when he wakes in a morning should help him focus a little as well......
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Morning all. Week 5 of new contract here.
What a fun start to the week - just had a meeting where we've been told that ClientCo's client has verbally told ClientCo to pull the plug on the work we're doing.
Let's hope it never makes it into writing and all gets smoothed over... Interesting times but that's the life of a contractor.Comment
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Dog has just farted. The noise woke her up and got her barking. Then she ran out of the room. Meanwhile I get left with the pleasant aroma.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDog has just farted. The noise woke her up and got her barking. Then she ran out of the room. Meanwhile I get left with the pleasant aroma.
He'd spend the next couple of minutes sniffing his own arse and the bit of carpet or bed he'd been lying on, then go back to sleep."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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