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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Well, there we are.

    The ex-lustee has a new boyfriend.

    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      Induction details for Monday have arrived.

      Its not looking that interesting and that's before Simon's comments....
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Chloroform, a lump hammer, a roll of carpet and a bag of lime?
        I think Zeity might go with the hydrofluoric acid option. Not in the bathtub though

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          HF much too dangerous.

          Sodium Hydroxide is better.

          And you get lots & lots of soap.

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            Byeeee

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              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Thermonuclear device sent off everywhere. I look forward to the response.
              Have received holding response. I don't think they like it.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                I was informed about clientco's appraisal process yesterday. Apparently it involves sitting in room listening to somebody talking at me and invoicing them for their time. MyCo's appraisal process involves looking at a bank statement and drinking some good wine.
                May I suggest a process improvement i.e. some tapas?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Morning all.

                  The cat we adopted (thats him in my avatar) turned out to be a rare peruvian water cat. Or at least thats the only explanation I can come up with for his behaviour. FOund him out in the garden yesterday evening in the pouring rain, lying in the middle of the lawn. Chased him back inside (he didn't want to go in) and first chance he got he was back out in it, sat on the patio table getting soaked again.


                  He's a strange little animal.
                  Is he (part) Turkish Van? I think they like water. My sister's Bengal likes jumping in puddles.
                  Mine act like they've been doused in sulphuric acid if they get splashed.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    Evenin'

                    Have I missed anything this week?
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      Evenin'

                      Have I missed anything this week?
                      nah.

                      I've boomed but have the misfortunate of working alongside (and I think I'm sat next to them) a renowned forumite.

                      The reason for the contract is to buy a particular house and its become available again so helpfully.....
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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