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[SimonMac]

Well, there we are.

The ex-lustee has a new boyfriend.

[eek]

Induction details for Monday have arrived.

Its not looking that interesting and that's before Simon's comments....

[Bunk]

Chloroform, a lump hammer, a roll of carpet and a bag of lime?

I think Zeity might go with the hydrofluoric acid option. Not in the bathtub though

[zeitghost]

HF much too dangerous.

Sodium Hydroxide is better.

And you get lots & lots of soap.

[zeitghost]

Byeeee

[eek]

Thermonuclear device sent off everywhere. I look forward to the response.

Have received holding response. I don't think they like it.

[Zippy]

I was informed about clientco's appraisal process yesterday. Apparently it involves sitting in room listening to somebody talking at me and invoicing them for their time. MyCo's appraisal process involves looking at a bank statement and drinking some good wine.

May I suggest a process improvement i.e. some tapas?

[Zippy]

Morning all.

The cat we adopted (thats him in my avatar) turned out to be a rare peruvian water cat. Or at least thats the only explanation I can come up with for his behaviour. FOund him out in the garden yesterday evening in the pouring rain, lying in the middle of the lawn. Chased him back inside (he didn't want to go in) and first chance he got he was back out in it, sat on the patio table getting soaked again.


He's a strange little animal.

Is he (part) Turkish Van? I think they like water. My sister's Bengal likes jumping in puddles.
Mine act like they've been doused in sulphuric acid if they get splashed.

[norrahe]

Evenin'

Have I missed anything this week?

[eek]

Evenin'

Have I missed anything this week?

nah.

I've boomed but have the misfortunate of working alongside (and I think I'm sat next to them) a renowned forumite.

The reason for the contract is to buy a particular house and its become available again so helpfully.....