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    In other news, Flat earthers arrange a global conference.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:

      There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch
      Here's a few I found.

      There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch,
      Whose limericks left a bit to be desired.




      There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch
      With a trans-Menai-Strait-travelling cock
      From his home he could screw with
      A girl in Bontnewydd
      That happy young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch

      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        Sky News: Two children killed as drag race car hits spectators in Texas.

        What do they expect? Driving racing cars in those heels.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I’ve been married for 20 years.

          A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
            But now he's loving hand gel instead.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              My wife joined a successful local Weightwatchers groups, as the membership is increasing rapidly she told me tonight "the group is getting bigger".

              Clearly not working then.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Someone suggested getting a stripper for my wife's 60th birthday. What a fantastic idea that turned out to be.

                She only has the paper to hang now.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  At the start of the pandemic Robbie Williams was using antibacterial wipes.
                  But now he's loving hand gel instead.
                  And through it all, all he wanted was protection from a virus or infection

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    I’ve been married for 20 years.

                    A ghost is my only hope of ever experiencing moaning in the bedroom again.
                    Just forget to make the bed, and you'll definitely hear some moaning.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      Confused sultana scone seeks raisin d'etre
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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