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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Found a human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised....
... I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers...
They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Demi Lovato has told the world what her favourite pronouns are.
"Me, myself and I"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It seems my Labrador has just been devoured by my neighbour's python.
Doggone it!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Scientists have discovered a new strain of Covid, in Pigs that ate raw Pineapples.
The Hawaiian variant.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I accepted a whispered invitation to join the Masons I didn't expect to be repairing a dry stone wall on The A52 between Leek and Macclesfield.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After reports of Dr who actor John Barrowman getting his cock out in public ...his Character will be remamed either Captain Jack off or Jumping Jack flash.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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