Saw something in the news about tensions between Sunni and Shia. They used to get on ok when they did "I Got You Babe"
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Found a human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised....
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Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers...
They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...Comment
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If you watch Jaws backwards it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms & legs to disabled people.Comment
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Scientists have discovered a new strain of Covid, in Pigs that ate raw Pineapples.
The Hawaiian variant.Comment
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When I accepted a whispered invitation to join the Masons I didn't expect to be repairing a dry stone wall on The A52 between Leek and Macclesfield.Comment
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After reports of Dr who actor John Barrowman getting his cock out in public ...his Character will be remamed either Captain Jack off or Jumping Jack flash.Comment
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