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    Like Demi Lovato my preferred pronouns are also they/them. Not because I am non-binary but because I choose to identify as multiple people.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I just saw katie price coming out of the fishmonger with a whole trolley full of salmon, haddock and kippers. Then she walked around the park collecting up dog tulip.

      I think she is copying Gwyneth Paltrow's idea, and making some candles that smell like her vagina
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house.
        It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants...

          I guess you could say I came to my senses.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Me: “Excuse me, are these ‘genetically modified’ carrots?”
            Grocer: “No, why do you ask?”
            Carrot: “Yeah, why do you ask?”
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              What has McDonalds and a red light got in common?

              My wife always drives through them.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                My boss pointed out today that I only seem to get sick monday to Friday.
                I told him it must be something to do with my Weekend immune system.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  You're either non-binary or you're not.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    What has McDonalds and a red light got in common?

                    Cyclists always drive through them.
                    FTFY



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                      Soldier Potato Head was distinctily worried about being transferred to a MASH unit.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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