Saw a rhinoceros prostitute last night.
Same as any other, but she just charged more.......
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Apparently the producer Phil Spector's brother worked for Walkers in Quality Insurance.
Crispin Spector.
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I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but when she went for gender reassignment surgery,
the doctor told her - "what's the ******* point, you won't be able to see the thing anyway"Leave a comment:
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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I often wonder what she's up to now......Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Eh? Aren't they usually full of contractors at the Christmas bash?Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by vetran View PostBaby Jesus was born in a stable as there was no room at the inn.
So their Premier Inns were full of illegals too then?Leave a comment:
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Who is the fastest member of the orchestra?
The Lightning Conductor.Leave a comment:
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Favourite cracker joke this year:
Why was Comet angry with his wife?
Because she went to Las Vegas and blew 50 bucks.Leave a comment:
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Modern politically correct version of old jokes:
Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains, well you are thenLeave a comment:
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Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager.
It's known as the Heineken manoeuvre.Leave a comment:
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