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  • WTFH
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    Jay-Z will always live in the shadow of his brother A, author of the best-selling ‘London’.

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  • WTFH
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    I’d say me and my wife have sex roughly once a week... and gently 3 or 4 times

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  • vetran
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    Henry VIII had many wives.

    He liked to chop and change.

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  • vetran
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    Ladies-If a chap remembers your eye colour after your first date, there's a very big chance you have small tits....

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  • vetran
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    I named my pet termite, Clint!



    Clint eats wood?

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  • vetran
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    Japan fans put other supporters to shame as they picked up rubbish after a World Cup match that their side wasn?t even involved in.


    Big deal Chelsea have been picking rubbish for years.

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  • vetran
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    "Give it to me" she begged,"Give it to me..."
    "I'm so wet, oh god, I'm so wet...I want it NOW!" She screamed....
    But,there's no way I would give up that umbrella,to anyone.....

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  • WTFH
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    Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does


    Me: well that makes two of us

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  • WTFH
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    I recently bought some cheap Deodorant from Isis, unfortunately I've now got the Police at my door investigating my Terrorist Lynx.

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  • WTFH
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    (stolen from Glenny Rodge)

    “Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.”

    “Really? The V & A?”


    “Yep, some boobs and balls too”.

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