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  • vetran
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    What does a horny frog say?

    "Rub it!"

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  • vetran
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    A jellyfish's mouth is also its anus.

    A bit like James Corden, Gary Lineker & Nicola Sturgeon.

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  • vetran
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    To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday, can you please stop calling my new phone?

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  • vetran
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    I went to an Art Auction at the Neverland Ranch and the first item was one of Michael's testicles splattered all over a canvas. I put in a bid for $100 but the Auctioneer laughed and told me it would probably fetch $1,000,000.
    Apparently that's the going rate for a Jackson Bollock.

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  • vetran
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    How many Albanians does it take to change a lightbulb?.

    None. Room Service does it.

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  • vetran
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    The was concern last night in the jungle when Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion.

    "I feel dizzy, confused, nauseous. Will I be alright?", asked the scorpion.

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  • vetran
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    Philip Schofield has lodged a formal complaint with the BBC:

    "I was told Gary Neville was going to get roasted by the panel on Have I Got News For You....

    ".... all they did was scrutinise his decision to work for Qatari TV" - he wrote.

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  • vetran
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    Wanna come back to Myspace so I can Twitter with your Yahoo and Google all over your Facebook?

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  • vetran
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    Monday: Had a quarterpounder with cheese.
    Tuesday: Had a Brown Derby.
    Wednesday: Had a Bender and chips.
    Thursday: Had a Knickerbockerglory.
    Friday: Had a spicy beanbuger.
    Saturday: Had a salad and onion rings.
    Sunday: Had a chicken pizza.

    Diary of a Wimpy kid.

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  • vetran
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    My friend is a prostitute in a working-class neighbourhood.

    She's not a specialist, more a jack off all trades.

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