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What do you call a hippo with one leg?

A hoppo

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The wife rang me at work & said - "I've left you for a black man. He's witty, charming, considerate, generous & he pounds me all night with his Anaconda-like cock"


Bugger. But at least I know it's not Lenny Henry.

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The TV licence man knocked at the door today.

I showed him my licence from 2003.

He said "This licence is twenty years old and out of date.

I said, "So are your programmes"

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There's a secret to making Postman jokes

It's All In The Delivery

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Zephaniah got the Bengal lancer
He searched for a cure, looked for an answer
Into bed he was tucked
And now he is ****ed
For his latest poem, get a necromancer

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The man Benjamin Zephaniah
His works didn?t fail to inspire
But his cancer ailment
Proved his final derailment
And here is his funeral pyre.

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'Mrs Brown's Boys creator Brendan O'Carroll felt 'embarrassed' and 'angry' as he blasts Dublin rioters-'
"It's a shame u don't feel that way about Mrs Brown's boys!" The reporter replied-

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I've just been up the attic to get the decorations down and come across a present I forgot to give the kids last Christmas.


It's a bloody shame as well as they would have loved that kitten.

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My mate called in sick to work today.

His boss asked “How sick are you?”

My mate replied “I’m in bed with my nan.”

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My wife asked me to help load the washing machine.


There was too much so I just threw in the towel.