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  • WTFH
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    The WifeTM asked me if I'd seen The DogTW bowl.


    I said I didn't even know she could play cricket.

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  • WTFH
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    Boss: "You've been late for work three times this week. Do you know what that means?"


    Me: "It's Wednesday?"

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  • vetran
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    one for pc

    I was chatting to ddraiggoch on here earlier, l asked him if he's ever made a U turn "No Boyo" he said "but I've made her eyes water,look you"

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  • vetran
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    For Pondy

    I took the miniature Dairy Milk, Caramel, Twirl, Wispa, Eclair, Double Decker, Fudge, Crunchie and Creme Egg, and wrapped each of them in bacon.

    They all tasted absolutely disgusting.

    It's true what they say.

    You should never meat your Heroes, you'll only end up disappointed.

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  • WTFH
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    I missed my workout session at the gym yesterday, which makes it 4 years in a row.

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  • WTFH
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    OK, so now time the Conservatives want to have a second vote about something that was clearly a stupid idea the first time round.

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  • WTFH
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    Can you explain this 6 week gap in your CV?

    I'd rather not, it's embarrassing

    Sorry, we can't offer you the role if you don't explain the gap.

    OK, I was Prime Minister. Are you happy now?

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  • WTFH
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    - Hi, do you have any books about turtles?

    - Hardback?

    - Yeah and little heads

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  • WTFH
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    Ever since Charles has been king the country has been in a total mess.

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  • WTFH
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    A book has been written about the prime minister's time in office, apparently it's going to be out by Christmas, but I don't know is that the release date or the title?

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