She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[NotAllThere]

... who I know because she boned a mate of mine.

So she's a ladyboy?

[MarillionFan]

This thread has "Contractor IT site involved in rape case" written all over it.

It's not considered rape if they're unconscious.

hth

Wilmslow

[OwlHoot]

She has mental health problems. ..

If these include having epileptic fits, I'd avoid fellatio

[The Spartan]

This has fatal attraction written all over it lol!!!

[cailin maith]

Go and find a prostitute.

WHS - Don't shag a crazy woman just for shagging sake. Just pay for it.

But she's not charging anything..

Call yourself a contractor??!!

I'm good with the ladies. Tell you what, as a favour, you can sub-contract this job out to me if you like.

It's just as well she has her own flat.

You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...

I think his mate had the flat and she cleaned the flat.... even so - you still have a point about his Mam.

[sasguru]

I thought AtW was the only virgin on this forum. How many of you are there?
I suppose it is an IT geek forum.

[MarillionFan]

I thought AtW was the only virgin on this forum. How many of you are there?
I suppose it is an IT geek forum.

On here, that's a bit like asking 'Who's used Windows?'

[amoeba]

look knobrot.

if you do. you'll regret it for the rest of your life And have sex
if you dont. you'll regret it for the rest of your life

..

[cojak]

This thread has "Contractor IT site involved in rape case" written all over it.

But it's got Fantasy Island written all over it!

Posting on here at 23.00 asking what to do? She'd have left way before that!

[mudskipper]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.

And I think I can see why. Jeez

WSS. Not being able to spell is a real turn off.