She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[suityou01]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

Listen cock-rot, I'm on a flounce and I'm breaking silence here.

Yes

Although do make a donation to a mental health charity of your choice afterwards. This bit is essential.

[Freamon]

You are <any number of regular posters on this board>, AICMFP.

Actually forget this, it seems judging by the responses so far, the posters I am thinking of would generally not even bother posting to ask before jumping nut-deep into this one.

[administrator]

1000+ posts and then this.

You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.

WHS! From left-field, without notice or warning bursts KentPhilip. The usually mild-mannered 43-year old contrator - "non too good with the ladies", yet seemingly normal (well, CUK normal) bursts from the crowd with his trousers round his ankles clutching a semi-naked mentally unstable potential prostitute and asks the congregation for advice. Winner!

As DP said, you are going to regret it either way Is she called L*** by any chance? If so make sure she hasn't got a camera handy...

[SimonMac]

Listen cock-rot, I'm on a flounce and I'm breaking silence here.

Yes

Although do make a donation to a mental health charity of your choice afterwards. This bit is essential.

I thought shagging her would be his way of helping those with mental health issues

[Zippy]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

And I think I can see why. Jeez

[EternalOptimist]

And I think I can see why. Jeez

we shouldn't really laugh.
It's just gobsmacking that someone would post their innermost thoughts on a web-thing. site
in front of strangers as well.
But if there are any women out there who like to be wee'ed on

givvus a call.

[KentPhilip]

I thought shagging her would be his way of helping those with mental health issues

Well this thought did cross my mind..

Every little helps

[KentPhilip]

we shouldn't really laugh.
It's just gobsmacking that someone would post their innermost thoughts on a web-thing. site
in front of strangers as well.
But if there are any women out there who like to be wee'ed on

givvus a call.

Well I have had 4 pints of Fosters...

And you're not strangers, you're my bosem buddies!

[EternalOptimist]

Well I have had 4 pints of Fosters...

And you're not strangers, you're my bosem buddies!

I have pm'ed you

[kingcook]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

I'm good with the ladies. Tell you what, as a favour, you can sub-contract this job out to me if you like.