She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[Freamon]

Rumpy pumpy? Is it just me or has he turned into Wilmslow? If he starts calling her a bunny then I call sockie.

The door policy on this site *has* to change.

[BrilloPad]

The door policy on this site *has* to change.

Indeed.

Question 1 - are you intelligent? You have to say to get to question 2.

[psychocandy]

Maybe she was trying to drown out the voices in her head shouting "YOU JUST HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN WHO CALLS IT RUMPY PUMPY! RUN!"

Im sure KentPhillip is a wind up. Surely ur not real?

[KentPhilip]

What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.

[sasguru]

I hope AtW is taking notes. He's going to have to lose his cherry sometime too.

[BrilloPad]

What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.

I think the ladies (like Mary Poppins) would prefer it is you said "storm the gates of my gf's love palace with my purple headed battering ram".

[EternalOptimist]

I think the ladies (like Mary Poppins) would prefer it is you said "storm the gates of my gf's love palace with my purple headed battering ram".

I prefer to launch the wobbly warhead

or slip her a crippler

[ThomasSoerensen]

Could be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.

I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs..

Good signature quote - I will steal it.

[psychocandy]

What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"

It's in the Urban Dictionary:

Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy

Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.