For a minute, I thought I ended up somewhere else
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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?
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Originally posted by roadsidetree View PostFor a minute, I thought I ended up somewhere elseComment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostUntil recently, very recently, I'd have said "YES!" but I've just seen a situation similar to this get crazy... now I'd say "NO!" you could get very badly burned.
She's not called Tash, is she?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNo, but she probably has one.
Bloody hell......something genuinely funny from The Prawn.
Whatever next ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by doomage View PostIt would be genius if he got her to do some dusting and hoovering before she left. I mean, she is a cleaner, right?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostI believe this defence was employed successfully by counsel for Dominique Strauss Kahn.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posthey Kent, do you have a dyson ?
Got an old crappy one that the belt keeps coming off of.
Why do you ask?Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
Bloody hell......something genuinely funny from The Prawn.
Whatever next ?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostNo I don't.
Got an old crappy one that the belt keeps coming off of.
Why do you ask?
a bit like xeroxing with a fujitsu
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI was just wondering if it was possible to hoover with a dyson.
a bit like xeroxing with a fujitsu
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