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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

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    #71
    For a minute, I thought I ended up somewhere else

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      #72
      Originally posted by roadsidetree View Post
      For a minute, I thought I ended up somewhere else
      But after reading all 8 pages, you realised it was definitely CUK.

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        #73
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        Until recently, very recently, I'd have said "YES!" but I've just seen a situation similar to this get crazy... now I'd say "NO!" you could get very badly burned.

        She's not called Tash, is she?
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        No, but she probably has one.


        Bloody hell......something genuinely funny from The Prawn.

        Whatever next ?
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #74
          hey Kent, do you have a dyson ?
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #75
            Originally posted by doomage View Post
            It would be genius if he got her to do some dusting and hoovering before she left. I mean, she is a cleaner, right?
            I believe this defence was employed successfully by counsel for Dominique Strauss Kahn.
            "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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              #76
              Originally posted by Freamon View Post
              I believe this defence was employed successfully by counsel for Dominique Strauss Kahn.
              It sounds much nicer in French language.

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                #77
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                hey Kent, do you have a dyson ?
                No I don't.
                Got an old crappy one that the belt keeps coming off of.
                Why do you ask?

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post


                  Bloody hell......something genuinely funny from The Prawn.

                  Whatever next ?
                  Something sensible from AtW?
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                    No I don't.
                    Got an old crappy one that the belt keeps coming off of.
                    Why do you ask?
                    I was just wondering if it was possible to hoover with a dyson.
                    a bit like xeroxing with a fujitsu





                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I was just wondering if it was possible to hoover with a dyson.
                      a bit like xeroxing with a fujitsu





                      or googling with yahoo

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