She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[KentPhilip]

If I may point out: Worthless without pictures.

What am I s'posed to do, whip a camera out mid coitus?

[EternalOptimist]

Check yer saus for spots over the next week or so, and if you have any itching, get straight to the STD clinic.
It's unlikely that you have anything really serious, probaly less than 50/50. It's also unlikely that you got aids, unless there was a bit of 'brown hatting' involved.

anyway, have a nice day.

[tractor]

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Yer but did your Mum mind moving over the other side of the bed while you did it?

[KentPhilip]

Yer but did your Mum mind moving over the other side of the bed while you did it?

She was giving me marks out of 10 to the both of us. The lady got an 8; I won't say what she gave me.

On a point of order, why is the entry point so low on a woman? you've got to get her legs up a bit to reach the right angle. ..which does, I suppose, give you a damn fine view

[KentPhilip]

It's also unlikely that you got aids, unless there was a bit of 'brown hatting' involved.

I got her a box of chocolates to say thanks. They're brown. Does that count?

[KimberleyChris]

I got her a box of chocolates to say thanks. They're brown. Does that count?

You smoothie.

Now that you are up-and-running, stop yapping about it to us and get busy.

You've got some catching-up to do...enjoy it!

[TimberWolf]

Hallelujah - Choir of King's College, Cambridge live performance of Handel's Messiah - YouTube

Would have been better with the crescendo sounding upon coitus ejaculus. Hallelujah...

[KimberleyChris]

Would have been better with the crescendo sounding upon coitus ejaculus. Hallelujah...

Well it does happen at 12 seconds, so in my case it does !!

[KimberleyChris]

Anyway, let's help the guy out with a few handy hints and tips to send him on his way.


Q. "you've got to get her legs up a bit to reach the right angle"

A. Leave more slack in the ropes next time; it's not as good if you just 'X' her out flat.

[TimberWolf]

Anyway, let's help the guy out with a few handy hints and tips to send him on his way.


Q. "you've got to get her legs up a bit to reach the right angle"

A. Leave more slack in the ropes next time; it's not as good if you just 'X' her out flat.

Take her from behind like a pro, with hands placed behind head.