She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[KimberleyChris]

The theme to 'The Archers' is much longer than 'Nellie the Elephant'.

But for Christ's sake just think it...don't start humming it.

[mudskipper]

Well I went for it.

LAID

hehe

Congratulations.

[BrilloPad]

Well I went for it.

LAID

hehe

Well done Sir. Now lets have the full details or we won't believe you.

[KentPhilip]

Well done Sir. Now lets have the full details or we won't believe you.

Thank you

You must be joking. I've already been banned by Ebay and Yahoo Answers; I don't want to make it a hattrick

[BrilloPad]

Thank you

You must be joking. I've already been banned by Ebay and Yahoo Answers; I don't want to make it a hattrick

You don't have to be rude. Just give us an idea of the type of foreplay you were involved in. How many orgasms you gave her. That sort of thing.

[KentPhilip]

You smoothie.

Now that you are up-and-running, stop yapping about it to us and get busy.

You've got some catching-up to do...enjoy it!

That's where you can help.
Looking for recommendations as to the best pubs and clubs in London/south east to pick up milfs and cougars. Girls aged 30-40 are best.
Quantity not quality is the name of the game here I think, at least initially.

way to go..

[mudskipper]

You don't have to be rude. Just give us an idea of the type of foreplay you were involved in. How many orgasms you gave her. That sort of thing.

[KimberleyChris]

That's where you can help.
Looking for recommendations as to the best pubs and clubs in London/south east to pick up milfs and cougars. Girls aged 30-40 are best.
Quantity not quality is the name of the game here I think, at least initially.

way to go..

No I can't.

I live in Cumbria, and I'm really glad I brought my own along with me.

Come here for a month and you will think you are turning gay.

[BrilloPad]

You mean giving her a slap on the arse is not enough? Gosh

[KimberleyChris]

That's where you can help.
Looking for recommendations as to the best pubs and clubs in London/south east to pick up milfs and cougars. Girls aged 30-40 are best.
Quantity not quality is the name of the game here I think, at least initially.

way to go..

Forget pubs and clubs. Get down the Laundrette and act useless. Trust me