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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you have had less than 50 women then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

    MTT
    50?
    No, that would have cost 2500 Deutschmarks, and I only had 50 on me.


    The best 50 marks I ever spent, though :-)
    Last edited by KimberleyChris; 16 February 2012, 14:16.

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      Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
      I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

      One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.
      Well I lost it 6 years ago. Just. As in it was difficult to get in, and popped out again seconds later.

      Originally posted by Freamon View Post


      Update required. What happened on Valentine's day?
      She was on the phone for an hour.
      Apparently she's been carrying on with a 46 year old who "loves her and wants to be monogamous" but won't tell her where he lives.
      And now this guy has dumped her because she did the dirty with me, and he found out. "It's a primal thing" he said. And she's heartbroken.

      Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up.

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        "And now this guy has dumped her because she did the dirty with me, and he found out. "It's a primal thing" he said. And she's heartbroken.

        Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up."



        Jackpot!!!

        Get round there now with the flowers and choccies.
        Last edited by KimberleyChris; 16 February 2012, 14:45.

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          Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
          [I]Get round there now with the flowers and choccies.
          and a camera!!! FFS.
          Just saying like.

          where there's chaos, there's cash !

          I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

          Lowering the tone since 1963

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            Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
            and a camera!!! FFS.
            and custard!!!
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              and custard!!!
              and social services...
              Anti-bedwetting advice

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                Not only have you hit the big time first try,

                Your progress is also in the safe hands of the wise old CUK sexual gurus.

                Lesson 1. The 'nice' girls can wait for a bit, while you get your wings :-)

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                  Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

                  Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up.
                  get real mate, she's leading you on.

                  pm me her phone number and her name, I'll sort it out for you

                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    get real mate, she's leading you on.

                    pm me her phone number and her name, I'll sort it out for you

                    Bugger off you ... I'm his guru :-)

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                      Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
                      Bugger off you ... I'm his guru :-)
                      too late. he already sent it.

                      Anyway must dash, my love pump is telling me that it's time to tango
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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