She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[KimberleyChris]

If you have had less than 50 women then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

MTT

50?
No, that would have cost 2500 Deutschmarks, and I only had 50 on me.


The best 50 marks I ever spent, though :-)

[KentPhilip]

I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.

Well I lost it 6 years ago. Just. As in it was difficult to get in, and popped out again seconds later.

Update required. What happened on Valentine's day?

She was on the phone for an hour.
Apparently she's been carrying on with a 46 year old who "loves her and wants to be monogamous" but won't tell her where he lives.
And now this guy has dumped her because she did the dirty with me, and he found out. "It's a primal thing" he said. And she's heartbroken.

Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up.

[KimberleyChris]

"And now this guy has dumped her because she did the dirty with me, and he found out. "It's a primal thing" he said. And she's heartbroken.

Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up."



Jackpot!!!

Get round there now with the flowers and choccies.

[Arturo Bassick]

[I]Get round there now with the flowers and choccies.

and a camera!!! FFS.

[Mich the Tester]

and a camera!!! FFS.

and custard!!!

[Notascooby]

and custard!!!

and social services...

[KimberleyChris]

Not only have you hit the big time first try,

Your progress is also in the safe hands of the wise old CUK sexual gurus.

Lesson 1. The 'nice' girls can wait for a bit, while you get your wings :-)

[EternalOptimist]

Yet she has mentioned the possibility of having a threesome with another girl. I must follow that up.

get real mate, she's leading you on.

pm me her phone number and her name, I'll sort it out for you

[KimberleyChris]

get real mate, she's leading you on.

pm me her phone number and her name, I'll sort it out for you

Bugger off you ... I'm his guru :-)

[EternalOptimist]

Bugger off you ... I'm his guru :-)

too late. he already sent it.

Anyway must dash, my love pump is telling me that it's time to tango