She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[EternalOptimist]

That's where you can help.
Looking for recommendations as to the best pubs and clubs in London/south east to pick up milfs and cougars. Girls aged 30-40 are best.
Quantity not quality is the name of the game here I think, at least initially.

way to go..

wrong wrong wrong.

birds are only really dying for it at three points in their lives.
1. when they are 17 - 19 and have just learned what its all about
2. when they are in the later stages of pregnancy
3. when yer wallet is fatter than yer c0ck

so get down to the ante natal clinic, stuff yer wallet with monopoly money
and take some string so you can tie yer ankles to the bottom of the bed

if we dont hear from you in ten days-
thank fck

[KentPhilip]

Forget pubs and clubs. Get down the Laundrette and act useless. Trust me

that should be easy for me

Now are there any open at 19:16 on a Saturday night?

[KimberleyChris]

Well, patience my boy. Stick with the cleaner for now but...

Get Thompson's out and do yourself a map of laundrettes.

Next Friday and Saturday, bag-up your 'going out' shirts and nicks, and drive around them.

Stop at the one with the most milfs in, and start washing, but act stupid, so you need some help / coins etc.

Don't forget to mention that you are washing your stuff to go out that night. Ask about local pubs / do you go there? / maybe I'll see you there / fancy a coffee etc.

[wim121]

Im very disappointed in you Kent, no pictures after reading all these pages?!

I would suggest next time you bang her, when she comes in your place, have your webcam on and just say something like "oh I was vid chatting with a family member" and switch off the tv. Keep recording it though, for three reasons:

1: Then you can show her off and get others opinions on whether she is cute or you can do better. Also as someone else said, pics or it didnt happen.
2: Something to watch while you play with yourself when she isnt there. Doing yourself to porn is so much better when it is homemade with a chick.
3: So long as she is crazy, as in just a little and not incapable of consent, by all means do her, as there are a lot of women who are a little crazy out there. But have a recording of one time and if you take her out keep receipts. Then if she tries the fake rape claims later down the line like many women do, then you have your arse covered.

[wim121]

birds are only really dying for it at three points in their lives.
1. when they are 17 - 19 and have just learned what its all about
2. when they are in the later stages of pregnancy
3. when yer wallet is fatter than yer c0ck

That might be for most women, subscribing to feminist agendas, but there are some women who have a healthy sex drive.

For feminists though, there are other times (not a full list) that women will ravish a man as if she's dying for it:
- When using it as a tool to keep a man that isnt a total loser, or to keep a man in a relationship.
- When she needs to spit out another one to extort more money from welfare.
- To control a situation, man, shut him up or turn him in to a pathetic puppy.

Forget pubs and clubs. Get down the Laundrette and act useless. Trust me

Does that ever work, seriously? Any other suggestions on a serious note, as I used to find it difficult as well. Bars are useless unless you're a strong alpha male.

Most of the time, milf's are looking for a man who isnt useless so that's why im dubious. However some may just want a big wallet and be content with a hairy ape at home.

[KimberleyChris]

"Does that ever work, seriously? Any other suggestions on a serious note, as I used to find it difficult as well. Bars are useless unless you're a strong alpha male.

Most of the time, milfs are looking for a man who isnt useless so that's why im dubious. However some may just want a big wallet and be content with a hairy ape at home".

You have to forget about the 'instant pull' just for the sake of it.

Put yourself inside the mind of a MILF. You are probably in your 30s or 40s, and divorced. You are socially isolated, and the clock is ticking.

A nice 30s single man like our friend is like gold dust. Don't go to bars, because they will naturally assume that you are married and playing away, which is no use to her.

Divorced MILFs usually go out with friends in a similar position. Think low-key. Don't underestimate the power of 'oddball' things like the laundrette or (for example) the night school cookery class, where you will probably be the only man, and learning to cook because you live alone and are sick of micro-food :-)
Also, choose a type of music that you like, and search out pubs where they play it live. Become part of the regular crowd.

And of course, we now have the interweb.

Generally, keep your eyes open around you. For example: the first words I ever spoke to my wife were "Can I have half a pound of smoked back bacon, please" :-)

[KentPhilip]

[I]
the first words I ever spoke to my wife were "Can I have half a pound of smoked back bacon, please" :-)

And then she let you pork her

[KimberleyChris]

LOL.
Yes, for 25 years. That's a herd.

You have to bear in mind that female sexual psychology is totally different from the male.

The best way to understand this is to try to imagine that you are female. It's not easy, but try.

You remember the position that she automatically got into when the deed was done? - before it was done, actually. You didn't have to tell her, or 'arrange' her in this position...she just naturally got into it herself.

Now try to imagine you are female, and just meditate on the 'message' that this position is intended to signal to the male, and you are half way there.

[Platypus]

Well I went for it.

LAID

hehe

Despite my earlier reservations, let me say WELL DONE !

[Freamon]

Update required. What happened on Valentine's day?