She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[KentPhilip]

I have pm'ed you

Got your message EO

And the answer is: 10 1/2 inches..

I'm getting worried now that this thread, plus my account, are about to be deleted.
Why did I drink so much on a weeknight?

[KentPhilip]

I'm good with the ladies. Tell you what, as a favour, you can sub-contract this job out to me if you like.

Sure.

With my "agency" markup the charge is £500/hour, and you can't reclaim the VAT

[EternalOptimist]

Got your message EO

And the answer is: 10 1/2 inches..

I'm getting worried now that this thread, plus my account, are about to be deleted.
Why did I drink so much on a weeknight?

thats ok. its a good thread and you havn't embarrassed yourself, it's a lesson we all learn

nothing in the world is more overrated than a bad sh@g
nothing in the world is more underrated than a good hard sh1te


in my very honest o fkng pinion

[KentPhilip]

thats ok. its a good thread and you havn't embarrassed yourself, it's a lesson we all learn

nothing in the world is more overrated than a bad sh@g
nothing in the world is more underrated than a good hard sh1te


in my very honest o fkng pinion

Well that makes a change!

Nighty night..

[kingcook]

Sure.

With my "agency" markup the charge is £500/hour, and you can't reclaim the VAT

Coolio. I'll pass you my sortcode/account number later for your payments

[cojak]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

It's just as well she has her own flat.

You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...

[cojak]

Got your message EO

And the answer is: 10 1/2 inches..

I'm getting worried now that this thread, plus my account, are about to be deleted.
Why did I drink so much on a weeknight?

You actually think that I'm going stop this from seeing the sober light of day?

Dream on

[suityou01]

cool

<resume flounce>

<glug glug glug>

[Troll]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

lets have the facebook link to pass judgement on a ex 28 year old virgin

[AtW]

You actually think that I'm going stop this from seeing the sober light of day?

Dream on