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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?
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Originally posted by cojak View PostIt's just as well she has her own flat.
You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...
Er, hang on, haven't done that since my college days, when I was as thin as a rake.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostI've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View Postlets have the facebook link to pass judgement on a ex 28 year old virginComment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostOK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?Originally posted by Pondlife View Post1000+ posts and then this.
You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.
Remember playing mousetrap as a kid? You'd set up the contraption, and be moving your mice round the circle at the end waiting for your opponent to land on the cheese. Before they got there, someone would breathe too heavily, and it would trigger early. An early lesson in the frustrations of premature firing. A timely bad boy will minimize the risk.Last edited by mudskipper; 9 February 2012, 07:49.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Post1000+ posts and then this.
You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostIt's just as well she has her own flat.
You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...
I think we've finally located AndyW and his Mum. I claim my unpleasantness to the value of £5.Comment
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"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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This thread has "Contractor IT site involved in rape case" written all over it.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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