She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[cojak]

Well I have had 4 pints of Fosters...

And you're not strangers, you're my bosem buddies!

Says Half Gallon Harry

[Sysman]

Mornng Cojak.

[Sysman]

It's just as well she has her own flat.

You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...

Sharing a single bed can be nice and cosy.

Er, hang on, haven't done that since my college days, when I was as thin as a rake.

[BrilloPad]

I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

You stopped halfway to post on cuk?

[mudskipper]

lets have the facebook link to pass judgement on a ex 28 year old virgin

I don't think KPs gonna be too fussy.

[mudskipper]

OK so I'm a 43-year old contrator, non too good with the ladies, with little success in the past.
She's a facebook friend who I know because she boned a mate of mine (who has a flat and she is a cleaner).
She has mental health problems. And only lost her virginity 2 years ago aged 28 (to him).
I've already got her half naked, and I'm gagging for it. Should I?

1000+ posts and then this.

You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.

WHS.

Remember playing mousetrap as a kid? You'd set up the contraption, and be moving your mice round the circle at the end waiting for your opponent to land on the cheese. Before they got there, someone would breathe too heavily, and it would trigger early. An early lesson in the frustrations of premature firing. A timely bad boy will minimize the risk.

[darmstadt]

1000+ posts and then this.

You know the answer... Get yourself a bombay bad boy and a packet of mansize kleenex.

Er, not a good idea, ended up in A&E...

[Old Greg]

It's just as well she has her own flat.

You might find that your Mum won't allow you to have a girl stay overnight (what with the noise and the sheets and all), and you're going to find it a bit of a tight squeeze sharing a single bed...

It's no wonder he can't get a woman if won't cut the apron strings.

I think we've finally located AndyW and his Mum. I claim my unpleasantness to the value of £5.

[Freamon]

[d000hg]

This thread has "Contractor IT site involved in rape case" written all over it.