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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?
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It's been a few days now.
check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic(\__/)
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Originally posted by administrator View PostWHS! From left-field, without notice or warning bursts KentPhilip. The usually mild-mannered 43-year old contrator - "non too good with the ladies", yet seemingly normal (well, CUK normal) bursts from the crowd with his trousers round his ankles clutching a semi-naked mentally unstable potential prostitute and asks the congregation for advice. Winner!
As DP said, you are going to regret it either way Is she called L*** by any chance? If so make sure she hasn't got a camera handy...Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's been a few days now.
check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic
43 years...
43 years !!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostit's when you're the bit of spareJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???
One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.Comment
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Originally posted by KimberleyChris View PostI still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???
One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.
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Originally posted by KimberleyChris View PostI still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???
One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you have had less than 50 women with custard and treacle then relative to me you all almost a virgin.
MTTAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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