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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post


    Update required. What happened on Valentine's day?
    Aye, are the blood results back yet?
    Me, me, me...

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      We still need a pic to see if this is real or just a fantasy ??

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        It's been a few days now.

        check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          Originally posted by administrator View Post
          WHS! From left-field, without notice or warning bursts KentPhilip. The usually mild-mannered 43-year old contrator - "non too good with the ladies", yet seemingly normal (well, CUK normal) bursts from the crowd with his trousers round his ankles clutching a semi-naked mentally unstable potential prostitute and asks the congregation for advice. Winner!

          As DP said, you are going to regret it either way Is she called L*** by any chance? If so make sure she hasn't got a camera handy...
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            It's been a few days now.

            check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic
            He's probably worn it out by now, if he's got any sense.

            43 years...

            43 years !!!!!

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              it's when you're the bit of spare
              Can anybody apply for this position (ahem) or is it one of those exclusive clubs where you have to be sponsored by another member (ahem again).
              Just saying like.

              where there's chaos, there's cash !

              I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

              Lowering the tone since 1963

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                I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

                One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.

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                  Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
                  I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

                  One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.
                  If you have had less than 50 women then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

                  MTT

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                    Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
                    I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

                    One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.
                    Is it to do with the male and female roles? As he has only received cock he is almost a virgin?
                    Just saying like.

                    where there's chaos, there's cash !

                    I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                    Lowering the tone since 1963

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      If you have had less than 50 women with custard and treacle then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

                      MTT
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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