She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[Cliphead]

Update required. What happened on Valentine's day?

Aye, are the blood results back yet?

[wim121]

We still need a pic to see if this is real or just a fantasy ??

[EternalOptimist]

It's been a few days now.

check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic

[MaryPoppins]

WHS! From left-field, without notice or warning bursts KentPhilip. The usually mild-mannered 43-year old contrator - "non too good with the ladies", yet seemingly normal (well, CUK normal) bursts from the crowd with his trousers round his ankles clutching a semi-naked mentally unstable potential prostitute and asks the congregation for advice. Winner!

As DP said, you are going to regret it either way Is she called L*** by any chance? If so make sure she hasn't got a camera handy...

[KimberleyChris]

It's been a few days now.

check yer saus. if it sneezes at you - get straight down to the clinic

He's probably worn it out by now, if he's got any sense.

43 years...

43 years !!!!!

[Arturo Bassick]

it's when you're the bit of spare

Can anybody apply for this position (ahem) or is it one of those exclusive clubs where you have to be sponsored by another member (ahem again).

[KimberleyChris]

I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.

[BrilloPad]

I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.

If you have had less than 50 women then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

MTT

[Arturo Bassick]

I still want to know how you can be almost a virgin???

One minute I was a virgin, then the next minute (well, 15 seconds actually) I wasn't.

Is it to do with the male and female roles? As he has only received cock he is almost a virgin?

[Mich the Tester]

If you have had less than 50 women with custard and treacle then relative to me you all almost a virgin.

MTT