Office joker

[nomadd]

Most importantly, dont fight fire with fire. Try water instead.

But not on a chemical fire, you'll only make it worse.

Nomadd

[suityou01]

Back on topic.

I'm gonna put a piece of gaffer tape over the little red light on the bottom of his mouse.

[Zippy]

Back on topic.

I'm gonna put a piece of gaffer tape over the little red light on the bottom of his mouse.

Nice That should confuse him - how long will it take him to work that one out?

[rsingh]

Switch the M and N keys on his keyboard. They pop out really easily and he seems stupid enough to confuse in this way. Otherwise, to continue the theme above, synergise his face with your fist when no-one is looking.

[Bunk]

Switch the M and N keys on his keyboard.

Or swap the keys on the numeric kepad around so they read:
1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9

instead of:
7 8 9
4 5 6
1 2 3

Takes people a while to figure that one out

[malvolio]

I used to have a design for a small printed circuit that went beep, quite loudly, every ten seconds if it was in the dark. You simply tape it to the underneath of a drawer in your tormentor's desk and wait for him to try and find it; of course, it doesn't beep when the drawer is open...

An added refinement is a to attach a sarcastic note in case he does find it.

The other variant is to attach a sound file of a rude noise (or perhaps "F*** off you pointless little twerp"...) to one of the lesser-used keys on his PC, like "Q"

[Bagpuss]

In my first job out of uni the manager thought the could have a regular pop at me, he tried it on in front of a few managers one day and without turning a head I said "If i wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted myself".

That's what you said in you head, in reality you had a sob in clientco toilets.

Back to topic...Suityou in dilema shocker (are we sure this guy isn't Wilmslow?)

[minestrone]

That's what you said in you head, in reality you had a sob in clientco toilets.

Back to topic...Suityou in dilema shocker (are we sure this guy isn't Wilmslow?)

I am not the one that went crying to the police due to online stalking from a wee girl.

Ya big girl's blouse.

[Bagpuss]

Tip: You are angling to get banned if you don't delete that

[Pondlife]

Tip: You are angling to get banned if you don't delete that

Surely the correct response would be;

F**k off
Seriously.