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Something going on in Parliament - RIP QE2
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To respect the late queen's will, the guns will be aimed at random ethnic minorities in the crowd. -
Save this kind of unpleasant guff for the pub if you can't contain yourself. With luck you'll get a pint thrown in your face for being such an absolute berk.Originally posted by billybiro View Post
This is the same woman who spent £12m of taxpayer's money to bail out her paedophile son, so let's not get too dewy-eyed.
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To respect the late queen's will, the guns will be aimed at random ethnic minorities in the crowd.
Famously racist, the queen. Maybe you can go to the pub with Billy. Get yourself a little table in the back.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I think "notoriously" is better suited.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Famously racist, the queen.Comment
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I know you don't have a hope in hell of supplying one, but Citation Required.Originally posted by PCTNN View Post
I think "notoriously" is better suited.
Or is this an example of the childish, blinkered rubbish that passes for humour these days?Blog? What blog...?
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Tax payer's money? Are you aware of the "Sovereign Grant"? Judging by your post you don't have a clue.Originally posted by billybiro View Post
This is the same woman who spent £12m of taxpayer's money to bail out her paedophile son, so let's not get too dewy-eyed.
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Firstly, not a penny of that was taxpayers money. That would have required government approval, and no government would have sanctioned that. Any contribution from the Queen came from her personal funds, which are substantial.Originally posted by billybiro View Post
This is the same woman who spent £12m of taxpayer's money to bail out her paedophile son, so let's not get too dewy-eyed.
Secondly, he's many things, but not a paedophile, as she was over the legal age of consent. You could call him a suspected rapist if you like, that would be fair, given that he settled rather than risking a trial.
Thirdly, if that's the only thing you can say at a time like this, you really have failed to read the room.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Feel free to create a separate thread about how awful Queen Elizabeth was and the Royal Family in general is. But no more of that here.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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And, in an important development:
Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died and King Charles is their new boss in bizarre tradition dating back centuries
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-new-boss.html
The strange ritual is underpinned by an old superstition that not to tell them of a change of owner would lead to the bees not producing honey, leaving the hive or even dying.
He placed black ribbons tied into bows on the hives

Did he tell the queen bee?Comment
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Nope.Originally posted by GJABS View PostAnd, in an important development:
Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died and King Charles is their new boss in bizarre tradition dating back centuries
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-new-boss.html
The strange ritual is underpinned by an old superstition that not to tell them of a change of owner would lead to the bees not producing honey, leaving the hive or even dying.
He placed black ribbons tied into bows on the hives

Did he tell the queen bee?
Left that to the workers."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Quite interesting to have the news coverage on in the background. What an incredibly weird thing it must be for Charles and the kids to be processing in this way, and all the other pomp and ceremony that is happening. Seeing it live brings it home a bit more.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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