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Whorty's love life

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    #31
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Why would I say "ride me big boy"? That's what they say to me

    Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?
    Hey I know you like a walk on the wild side!

    Reds definitely, the greys use the anal probe!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #32
      Just be yourself.

      Oh it's Whorty,
      Don't be yourself.

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        #33
        I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #34
          Just make sure you take the second one back to to her own house .......
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #35
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.
            I think it's all these women who need warning about Whorty's genitals

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              #36
              Bury the bodies under the patio

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                #37
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                Bury the bodies under the patio
                That's what they are suppose to do to him.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                  Bury the bodies under the patio
                  BrilloPad couldn't get his hands on enough concrete for a patio.

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                    #39
                    Out of interest, how much do these ladies charge where you are?
                    Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                      Bury the bodies under the patio
                      I'll get the buttler to do it
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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