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ladymuck replied

28 September 2021, 18:53
You need to put some effort in, you're letting the side down

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/e...-b1836986.html

A Japanese man has been accused of dating 35 women at the same time to get hundreds of pounds worth of birthday presents. Takashi Miyagawa, 39, allegedly gave different dates for his birthday to each of his potential partners after claiming he wanted a serious relationship. He is said to have received cards and presents totalling 100,000 yen (£668), including a £200 suit. The women eventually realised his scam and formed a victims association before going to police in February,
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Whorty replied

31 August 2021, 08:30
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Is 'buttler' a euphemism?

That, or my poor eyesight on a phone!
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ladymuck replied

31 August 2021, 08:04
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

I'll get the buttler to do it

Is 'buttler' a euphemism?
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Whorty replied

31 August 2021, 06:52
Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View Post

Out of interest, how much do these ladies charge where you are?

Coffee and a cake so about 5 quid. Absolute bargain
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Whorty replied

31 August 2021, 06:51
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I think it's all these women who need warning about Whorty's genitals
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Whorty replied

31 August 2021, 06:50
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Bury the bodies under the patio

I'll get the buttler to do it
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DealorNoDeal replied

31 August 2021, 05:42
Out of interest, how much do these ladies charge where you are?
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ravenshaw replied

30 August 2021, 18:49
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Bury the bodies under the patio

BrilloPad couldn't get his hands on enough concrete for a patio.
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SueEllen replied

30 August 2021, 17:56
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Bury the bodies under the patio

That's what they are suppose to do to him.
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Andy2 replied

30 August 2021, 12:57
Bury the bodies under the patio
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ladymuck replied

30 August 2021, 11:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.

I think it's all these women who need warning about Whorty's genitals
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Gibbon replied

30 August 2021, 10:01
Just make sure you take the second one back to to her own house .......
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xoggoth replied

29 August 2021, 18:30
I'm surprised nobody's warned him yet about Genital Whortys.
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Andy2 replied

29 August 2021, 15:55
Just be yourself.

Oh it's Whorty,
Don't be yourself.
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vetran replied

29 August 2021, 15:40
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Why would I say "ride me big boy"? That's what they say to me

Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?

Hey I know you like a walk on the wild side!

Reds definitely, the greys use the anal probe!
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