Originally posted by vetran
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Whorty's love life
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostMods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?
tiaI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostMods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?
tia"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDon't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View Post
If I get my judgement wrong, it could get quite taxing!
I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
If that is the example of your dirty talk I'm surprised you get any! Most people try ride me big boy or spank harder not our Whorty!
I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.
Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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