Whorty's love life

[Whorty]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

[ladymuck]

Get drunk and throw up on their shoes. If they call you the next day, you've got yourself a keeper.

[xoggoth]

Enjoy it while you can. Hard to get any nudgy wink when you get to be an old fart.

PS For free anyway.

[Whorty]

Get drunk and throw up on their shoes. If they call you the next day, you've got yourself a keeper.

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

[NotAllThere]

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

Try it and let us know.

[Whorty]

Try it and let us know.

Hmmmmm, I'm getting a nice warm feeling

[xoggoth]

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

At least that's one thing you can do when you're an old fart.

[Andy2]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

The wonderful world of Tinder ?

[Uncle Albert]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

[AtW]

Get drunk and throw up on their shoes. If they call you the next day, you've got yourself a minger.

FTFY