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Whorty's love life

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    #11
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?
    Work to your strengths!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

      Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.
      Its whorty he can't invoice a full day for 10 seconds.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Whorty View Post
        Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval
        You don't need my approval you knew it was wrong in your heart!

        I can supply some music though!

        Last edited by vetran; 28 August 2021, 20:29.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #14
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          I wish I could get one that was Human, female and had a pulse.

          FTFY
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #15
            So, young nyph came asking to take me back
            to the care home because she thought you'd gotten lost and couldn't remember the way back?
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post

              But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

              I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

              This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now
              Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

                tia

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                  So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

                  But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

                  I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

                  This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now
                  Good luck mate.
                  Former IPSE member
                  My Website

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

                    The wonderful world of Tinder ?
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

                      Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.
                      Do I need to get her to assess if it's an inside, or outside position?
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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