Whorty's love life

[vetran]

I'm not good at vomming ..... can I pee myself instead?

Work to your strengths!

[vetran]

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

Its whorty he can't invoice a full day for 10 seconds.

[vetran]

Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

You don't need my approval you knew it was wrong in your heart!

I can supply some music though!

[vetran]

I wish I could get one that was Human, female and had a pulse.

FTFY

[northernladuk]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back

to the care home because she thought you'd gotten lost and couldn't remember the way back?

[SueEllen]

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....

[AtW]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

[courtg9000]

So, young nyph came asking to take me back but I've had to stand firm (excuse the pun) and say no as it was going nowhere. Difficult decision, but I'm sure I'll get Vetty's approval

But have a first date with another lady today, and a first date with a different lady tomorrow.

I am such a stud muffin. I really am a legend in my own lunchtime

This is General, so I expect some sensible dating advice for a first date now

Good luck mate.

[Whorty]

The wonderful world of Tinder ?

[Whorty]

Invoice them for a full day rather than an hourly rate. Plus a bit extra for inside vs outside.

Do I need to get her to assess if it's an inside, or outside position?