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Whorty's love life

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    #21
    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Work to your strengths!
    Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #22
      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

      Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....
      Excellent advice ... thanks
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

        tia
        Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #24
          Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.

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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

            tia
            Is that from personal experience?
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #26
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.
              If I get my judgement wrong, it could get quite taxing!
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #27
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!
                Definitely not!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                  Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?
                  The duct tape keeps splitting apparently.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                    If I get my judgement wrong, it could get quite taxing!
                    If that is the example of your dirty talk I'm surprised you get any! Most people try ride me big boy or spank harder not our Whorty!

                    I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.

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                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post

                      If that is the example of your dirty talk I'm surprised you get any! Most people try ride me big boy or spank harder not our Whorty!

                      I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.
                      Why would I say "ride me big boy"? That's what they say to me

                      Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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