Whorty's love life

[Whorty]

Work to your strengths!

Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!

[Whorty]

Space your dates out and confirm they don't know each other before throwing up on their shoes. You don't want them to gang up on you....

Excellent advice ... thanks

[Whorty]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?

[ladymuck]

Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.

[Paddy]

Mods, can you please rename Whorty to Horny?

tia

Is that from personal experience?

[Whorty]

Don't forget you can keep going inside - outside - inside - outside until you issue your payload and then you have to hope you got it right.

If I get my judgement wrong, it could get quite taxing!

[vetran]

Probably shouldn't sing them a love song then!

Definitely not!

[vetran]

Someone's a bit green with envy ... are the squirrels not giving out at the moment?

The duct tape keeps splitting apparently.

[vetran]

If I get my judgement wrong, it could get quite taxing!

If that is the example of your dirty talk I'm surprised you get any! Most people try ride me big boy or spank harder not our Whorty!

I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.

[Whorty]

If that is the example of your dirty talk I'm surprised you get any! Most people try ride me big boy or spank harder not our Whorty!

I would have an image of a naked hector saying "Tax doesn't have to be taxing" if someone said that to me.

Why would I say "ride me big boy"? That's what they say to me

Spank me harder .... that's in the vocab, but how do you know? Did you sign up to my OnlyFans page too? I only have 2 fans signed up, so which one are you ....., user "IpreferRedsToGreys" or "SmallIsBeautiful"?