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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFY'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostTo be fair reading the article if he meets girls who say 'What's that' when it's very clearly a Henry Hoover he needs to find some more intelligent women.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostErm.. But that's not what they are looking at. FTFY fail...The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostKids are all about the Dysons these days, Henry's are so 80'sAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Anyone we Know? in Luton
British man who sells his sperm on Facebook fathers over 800 children | Daily Mail Online
Britain's most prolific sperm donor who sells his 'magic potion' over Facebook for £50 a pot has fathered 800 children and 'would like to crack a thousand'
Simon Watson, 41, has been donating his sperm for 16 years
He's fathered hundreds of children, at a rate of one a week, he claims
Mr Watson advertises sperm on Facebook and online sites for £50 a pot
He said: 'I give them a syringe with the pot, and then leave them to it'
Mr Watson and his personalised registration plate which spells PRO SEED. He used to run his parents aromatherapy business before becoming a full-time sperm donor, and now takes good care of himself to ensure his produce is in tip-top condition
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I wonder when the CSA will start calling?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I believe he is actually CUKs Martin Scroteman.
Then, he said, the process is so simple it can be carried out 'standing up in a motorway service station'.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Must admit, I was, also, a little intrigued by this statement, what does "get out while you can", mean?
Squirting on the floor, rather than in the cup
I have turned down a couple of people who were obvious nutters - you just make your excuses and get out while you canThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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